"My government shall lower the costs of living within the first 100 days of office" & other stories.

Photo credit: First 100 days podcast. In the song Good Times , rapper Mbithi sings, “ utamu wa nyama choma nikukulia kwa mbao…,” I’d want to tweak that a little to, “ utamu wa mutura nikukulia kwa mbao…,” sounds better this way yeah? At least that’s what I thought when I passed by my mutura guy’s place last Tuesday as I hurried home to catch the presidential debate. It’s what I think to myself every time I eat mutura from his place. Because come on, where else would mutura be served from if not from a wooden chopping board? I’ve seen gentrified folk post photos on the gram of their mutura being served in some fancy bowls in the posh restaurants they patron. I want to state it here, categorically, that that’s an affront to mutura . It’s against culture and tradition. Heck, it’s even unconstitutional. Njoro, our street lawyer can attest to this. Njoro is a diehard patron of the Mutura base I frequent. He’s supposed to have graduated from law school like 1...